THE BADLY MATCHED THRIFT STORE LOOK.

We all know now about the greed of the 1% and these are the only people who could afford this designer outfit.

But ... the designer must think he should not flaunt his fashion, but rather design something that anyone might put together from a thrift shop, without taking up the hem of the pants first so the fashionista can actually walk without tripping. This is very important I can assure you, having recently broken my ankle very badly by tripping down a tiny stair. The hairy handbag is a fine gesture, and adds to the mishmash. The turquoise sandals remind me of Aunt Fanny and her bunions.  And the sun hat could be considered essential if wearing this in California, so the wearer does not develop brown sun spots. Please note the draping, reminiscent of Aunt Fanny's bedroom curtains. In fact I think this designer is channeling Aunt Fanny for this thrifty looking, but surely expensive outfit.